“Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself” ~Marcus Tullius Cicero (Roman philosopher, statesman, lawyer, orator, political theorist, consul and constitutionalist)
This is a little African Advice for those considering going, or rather things I’ve learnt along the way;
1. Definition of a hot shower changes dramatically when traveling to Africa (Day 4)
2. The need to have a shower daily increases, but is not proportionate with the ability to have a shower daily when camping in Africa (Day 9)
3. Be happy with what you have, there are so many people out there with a lot less (Day 11)
4. Living above the poverty line in Africa means earning more than $1 – $2 USD a day
5. A single pot hole does not make a bad road….bad roads have gaping holes, half speed bumps, animals constantly running over meaning swerving is required, unevenness for kilometer after kilometer (Day 17)
6. It’s not always hot in Africa (mums rain jacket / jumper which I thoughts I would only use for the gorillas trekking, was used almost every day for first two weeks of trip, and also makes a good pillow) (Day 18)
7. Any thought that I might lose weight on this trip has gone out the window…with the amazing meals and many pit stops for snacks….it’s not even an option! (Day 20)
8. I can live without three coffees a day! In fact I am currently having about 1 coffee a week (Day 25)
9. There are more speed bumps in Tanzania that I’ve ever seen (or felt for that matter) (Day 26)
10. A different currency every 4-5 days isn’t as hard as I thought…although I do really need to work on being able to do big sums in my head…when $1 starts to equal more than 5000 of some other currency the challenge does increase! (Day 30)
11. Average life expectancy here in Africa ranges, but is generally to more than 45 -55 years of age, and when you see the back-breaking manual labour most people endure in the raging heat, it’s not hard to understand why. One of the saddest instance is seeing women with babies strapped to their back while carrying out manual labour. (Day 32)
12. Speed limits only count if the are police around, except in Tanzania where even if you aren’t speeding they pull you over and say you are..basically waiting for a bribe to be paid to buy lunch (Day 35)
13. Check points don’t appear to actually check much, rather just waste time (Day 35)
14. I am a millionaire in Zambia! (Day 36)
15. African Elephants are bigger than Asian elephants! (Day 37)
16. Hippos may look cute, but are very scary when you are on the water in a hollowed out tree! (Day 41)
17. Africa has a lot of paperwork (and stamps at border crossings!) (Day 43)
18. October / November is an amazing time to visit Africa…as its baby season! Baby Baboons, Baby Antelope, Baby Hippos…the list goes on (Day 45)
19. its always a good idea to wear a bra, especially after seeing the female Himba elders (Day 47)
20. Cape Fur Seals stink ..only literally, they were very cool to watch, albeit smelly! (Day 49)
21. When someone tells you a Sand Dune is only 150m high…thats base to tip…not the actually length of the journey you take…ekk it was hard yakka! (Day 51)
22. South Africa Wine is awesome…esepcially Pinotage (A mix of Pinot Noir and Hermitage grape varietals) (Day 54)
23. Saying goodbye is hard (Day 56)
“I see my path, but I don’t know where it leads. Not knowing where I’m going is what inspires me to travel it.” — Rosalia de Castro (Galician romanticist writer and poet)
































































